Generally, divorce is a miserable state of anyone’s life. They can get nasty, just as this one did, when a husband wrote a letter to his wife, telling her, he left her, for her sister. He has written the most awful letter, which can make anyone angry, but his wife gave him a response, which can give you a great laugh.
The wife read the letter and decided to clear the air and explain her side of the story. She wrote, “Your letter made my day, though we are married for 7 years yet you are far from a good man. I watch daily soaps to ignore your constant whining and griping. I did notice your haircut, but you looked like a girl, so I decided to shut up. You cooked my favorite meal, but you got confused it with my sister, as I have left eating pork 7 years before. I saw a tag of $49.99 on your boxers, and I prayed for a coincidence, that the same morning, my sister borrowed $50 from me. After all this, I still thought it could work out because I loved you. So, when I hit the lottery of $10 million, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I reached home, you were already gone. The most important thing I want to tell you is that my sister Carla was born Carl. So, I hope you don’t have any problem.”
She added that her lawyer will take care of this matter from now on and he won’t get a dime from her. The husband’s letter will be the proof and will ensure everything that has happened.